Wally: breaking glasses
Dick: You know, it’s gonna be really hard drinking out of those.Wally: I’m trying to teach myself how to juggle.
Dick: But… why use glasses?
Wally: I tried knives. That didn’t go well.
Dick: …You threw knives at yourself?
Wally: Not at myself. At a watermelon. It’s a learning process.
Dick: You’re lucky you didn’t take out the kitchen.
Wally: I mean… okay, maybe I did take out the kitchen. But it was mostly the cabinets!
Dick: …Why am I not surprised?
Wally: Hey, juggling is an essential life skill. You never know when the bad guy is gonna attack with… random fruit.
Dick: I think you’ve officially reached a new level of “don’t ask me to babysit you.”
Wally: Babysit me? Please. You need training too, Nightwing. Ever tried juggling knives while running on rooftops?
Dick: sighs I’m calling Bruce.
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